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Tom Cruise Builds Alien Attack Bunker!

Ok, we all know that Tom is a dedicated follower of Scientology and that he went bonkers in that tv interview a while back, jumping around on the sofas yelling about aliens and the like?

Well today sees Tom pushing a cool £5 million towards the building of his own Alien attack bunker to shield him from the snappy green things that wish to harvest his brain… we presume the aliens wish to do this in order that we don’t have to put up with him anymore.

The way that Tom put it was that this bunker is to protect his family “in the event of an intergalactic alien attack“… we couldn’t make this up! According to American magazine Star, a source said: “Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate.”

I think this means it is now safe to say that Tom has finally lost the plot entirely. Not in quite the same way as Britney, but certainly left this planet way before his body is collected from us.