Asides

Lily Allen Keeps Taking Blows

Let’s recap here. Lily Allen miscarries, loses boyfriend Ed Simons, gets a talk show but 1/3 of the audience walks out. And previously, thanks to dropping four dress sizes, she had a lingerie promo deal with Agent Provacateur. But due to a bitter divorce split between two of the company’s bosses, Allen just got dropped. I’m guessing that despite rumors of her wearing an engagement ring and visiting Ed Simons on the weekends, she’s not back with him. Why? Because she’s talking about a crush for Ricky Gervais, and how she has a thing for bald men with hair backs. Alriiiighty then.