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Celebrity Resolutions Broken For 2008

Celebrities are just as weak in terms of vices as the rest of us regular humans. No doubt many of them made New Year’s resolutions, and no doubt some of them broke their resolutions. We’re only about a week into 2008 and here are some of the already broken resolutions:

• Lindsay Lohan is drinking again. Sort of. She took a swig of champagne on New Year’s Eve, when someone passed her a bottle, and then immediately called her AA rep. I suppose it would have been too hard for her, a notorious party girl, to have stayed at home with friends.

• Sienna Miller is smoking again. She lasted about two days on her resolution.
• Pam Anderson is divorcing again. I think. We never know with her. And she made her resolution in December to try to make her latest marriage - to Rick Salomon, Paris Hilton’s ex - work.