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Celebrity Pregnancy Wave Source Revealed: Janet Jackson’s Babymaking Music

After many hours of groundbreaking research, I’ve figured it out. The reason so many celebrities have been pregnant the past year or so is not due to Jack Nicholson’s sexual escapades (he who claimed he might have fathered 9,000 kids) but to Janet Jackson’s baby-making songs (including those on her upcoming album). Jackson claims fans come up to her thanking her for her music - even the babymaking music. Yeah, and I’ll bet the guys were wishing they were the owners of the hands in the picture above.

Now, has anyone alerted Barry White, the man whose deep, deep voice inspired many thousands of couples to make their own “bedroom music”, supposdly leading to many births in America and abroad?