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7 Celebrity Trends We Hope Don’t Continue in 2008

So many celebrity trends in 2007 and so little time to care. Here are a few we don’t want to see in 2008.

1. Celebrity toe sucking pics. Can you say “toe jam,” boys and girls? I knew you could.

2. Celebrity snogging. Lindsay Lohan snogging with three guys in a single day. Maybe she found some mistletoe?

3. Celebrity sluts. Paris Hilton trying to date everyone, including K-Fed. Paris, don’t you know K-Fed has no money? Or maybe he rejected you knowing that you lost your inheritance?

4. Male golddiggers who become celebrities afterwards. Can you say K-Fed and Larry Birkhead, boys and girls?

5. Pregnant celebrities. I mean, did someone fly over Hollywood and spray it with a fertility drug? What’s with everyone being pregnant? It just means that when our kids grow up, it’ll be just that much harder for them to get into the biz.

6. Delusion. Celebrities pretending they’re role models. Like 22-year old Lily Allen saying no to designing a maternity line - now that she’s pregnant - because it would send the wrong message to her young female fans. Like announcing you’re pregnant and then being photographed smoking is so much better?

7. Psychobabble. Celebrities opening their mouths to say something they think is intelligent and important. Stick to entertaining us. Oh wait, you are.

On second thought, scratch all that. What would we have to blog about if you stopped all this madness? Please just stick to the fake New Year’s resolutions.